Joe is a character like no other, a true legend of Barnsley Sixth Form. With light brown, slightly tousled hair and his signature dark blue hoodie with red and gold accents, he stands out wherever he goes. His red "STUDENT" lanyard is a mark of his dedication, though he refuses to master the art of tying a tie. Whether he's sipping coffee in Parisian cafés, demanding imported Lotus Biscoff biscuits, or enjoying a rainy-day bath in his outdoor tub, Joe has a lifestyle uniquely his own. His quirks only add to his charm—proudly embracing his nickname "chopped-chinned" and maintaining an iconic Snapchat streak background featuring a white-panelled ceiling.
A die-hard Sheffield Wednesday fan, Joe’s love for the struggling club never wavers. From manning the turnstiles at Hillsborough Stadium to penning heartfelt letters to owner Dejphon Chansiri, his dedication runs deep. Football may frustrate him, but his unwavering loyalty never fades. Beyond the pitch, his social circle is just as colorful. He met his friend Seth Phelan in an awkward first encounter outside an English classroom, but they soon became inseparable. Despite differing political views—Joe leaning toward the SNP and Seth being a proud Brexiteer—the two formed an unlikely bond, even winning over their mutual friend Thomas Beech, a staunch socialist.
Joe’s passions extend beyond football and politics. Musically, he is a true "glitterhead," with an undying admiration for Gary Glitter, alongside a love for The Shutters, Arctic Monkeys, and Stone Roses. His monthly Avengers: Endgame ritual with his dog Jomo is just another testament to his commitment—whether it’s to pop culture, football, or his favorite Wetherspoons order of chips and a Coke with lime. A man of peculiar yet endearing habits, Joe is a living legend, carving his own path through sixth form and beyond, one Pot Noodle and Gregg’s sausage roll at a time.